The bah-humbug syndrome

As I look through the pitiful little pile of holiday-related stuff I’ve written, I realize one glaring fault: I shun the damn season. The forced frivolity, the party-hearty imperative, the expectation of giving (hey, just mail my gift and I’ll get back to you), the endless ads and Santa-hatted cat memes…

So, in the spirit of curmudgeonly giving, I present my few concessions to public expectations. Here are my titles in the m/m genre, and let the buyer beware.

1… New this year:

When the fiendishly handsome meets the terminally plain…

www cover 2The holidays are here, and Wally is alone, as usual. But tonight is different. A devilishly sexy waiter from a local Tex-Mex restaurant has invited him to dinner. The man’s eyes, and the blatant outline of his growing interest, promise the fulfillment of his most ardent wish—to enjoy the greatest sex ever.

Forgetting he’d jokingly promised his soul in exchange for just such an opportunity, Wally accepts the dinner date. What happens next is a Christmas Eve he’ll never forget.

99c #gay #holiday #humor #naughtybutnice #cautionarytale #fantasy #shortstory

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Kindle UK https://amzn.to/37ZT66h

Smashwords https://bit.ly/33PPU9H

2…A few seasons past, from my mis-spent youth in Nevada’s Wheeler Range:

Sixty-nine, dude!

utah woody zon copyA young native American, wounded. A mysterious stranger who takes care of him. … While the children of the world wait for Kris Kringle. Or for a hippie guy with white hair.

99c while supplies last 😀

#gay #erotic #humor #fantasy #multicultural #holiday #shortstory

Kindle US: http://amzn.to/2ea69r2

Kindle UK: http://amzn.to/2dXDKCx

Smashwords: http://bit.ly/2eBbZQj (epub)

 

 

3…The ever-present Celtic spirit:

Finding the Loch Ness monster…

tatt:kilt cover 1 zon copyA rancher’s son goes to Scotland in search of his family roots. Fate brings him to the door of an oversized, cranky castle laird on the eve of the Winter Solstice.

After getting off on the wrong, er, boot…the men find something about each other to delve into more deeply. But fate can be a cruel matchmaker.

#contemporary #gay #romance- #fantasy #humor #novella

Kindle US: http://amzn.to/1SHlutk

Kindle UK: http://amzn.to/23CzwIi

Smashwords: http://bit.ly/1VujDiI

 

 

And there you have it. There are a few more “holiday” stories imbedded in other work (The Devil in Falkirk and The Unicorn’s Secret novellas in the Burns! series, http://amzn.to/2BRlmIn ).

Ho ho ho holidays to one and all! 

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